In honor of the holiday, i thought we all should take a moment and expand our cultural horizons a bit... here are some basic chinese phrases. not really. but stephen thinks they're quite funny.
Chinese Phrase English Translation Ai Bang Mai Ne -I bumped into the coffee table Ar U Wun Tu -A gay liberation greeting Chin Tu Fat -You need a face lift Dum Gai -A stupid person Gun Pao Der -An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung -Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding -We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive Jan Ne Ka Sun -A former late night talk show host Kum Hia -Approach me Lao Ze Sho -Gilligan's Island Lao Ze -Not very good Lin Ching -An illegal execution Moon Lan Ding -A great achievement of the American space program Ne Ahn -A lighting fixture used in advertising signs Shai Gai -A bashful person Tai Ne Bae Be -A premature infant Tai Ne Po Ne -A small horse Ten Ding Ba -Serving drinks to people Wan Bum Lung -A person with T.B. Yu Mai Te Tan -Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you Wa Shing Kah -Cleaning an automobile Wai So Dim -Are you trying to save electricity? Wai U Shao Ting -There is no reason to raise your voice
